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The Hidden Almanac for 2017-07-28

Today we remember a scandal at a hog race. It is the Feast Day of Alternate Feast Days, and in the garden, there are dragonflies.

Be Safe, and Remember: You Are Not Alone.

One Response to The Hidden Almanac for 2017-07-28

  1. Another message from the Embassy: 7@=e

    “Due to circumstances currently beyond our control, we have informed Mr. Gurthnac that the staff commissary and bar have been declared off limits to all but Senior Management.

    In conjunction, we will be sending under separate cover an invoice for the following:
    – 7 (seven) quarts of “Muertitos” brand tequila
    – 25 (twenty-five) jars of “Huesos Ardientes” brand salsa (extra hot)
    – 16 (sixteen) party size bags of chips (generic brand)
    – Rental fees for the following DVDs:
    “Carlos, the Happy Capybara”
    “The Plush Posse Movie”
    “Echo Harbor High” (I, II, and III)
    “Miracle on Troizantium Avenue”
    “Trolls, Moles, and Rigmaroles” (Seasons 1 thru 4)

    This is the current list so far: additional charges will be added as they occur. We will appreciate prompt payment.

    Thank You.


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