The Hidden Almanac

The Hidden Almanac

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The Hidden Almanac for 2014-10-29

Today we remember Edgar Barry’s invention. It is also the day the Halloween Murder was committed. It is the Feast Day of St. Ugliono, and in the garden, the crows are chanting. Adorably.

Be Safe, and Stay Out of Trouble.

2 Responses to The Hidden Almanac for 2014-10-29

  1. Always love Suzy’s Seasonal Assassins!
    PLEASE GET KEITH BACK or find a new copy editor.
    “All Hallow’s murderS was”; super heavy elements are not naturally occurring; “The interns are complaining. Hopefully they will go back to dicing soon.” I thought you needed them doing Garden Things?
    *Pause. Hit internal editor repeatedly*

    Also, be very careful trying to re-create that Name; Things with that kind of name NOTICE people who try to call on them. You may want to re-think wearing the coat from Bob’s…

    • True: I believe there was an incident in 1887, when a farmstead near Echo Harbor, suddenly vanished into a glowing sinkhole. Investigations found that a chicken, idly scratching for grubs, had accidentally spelled out the name of a Third Assistant Demon (Personnel Department) from the “Necrotelecomnicon”… 7X=e


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